“I just want to report that this morning I personally checked John McCain’s bearings,” proclaimed Senator Joementum. “He has not lost any of them. They are all in really great shape.”
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“I just want to report that this morning I personally checked John McCain’s bearings,” proclaimed Senator Joementum. “He has not lost any of them. They are all in really great shape.”