So not only am I not permitted to switch my cell phone service to another provider (I was considering it since my current contract is up shortly) because my credit rating possesses a gravitational field so strong no light can escape, but apparently said rating must also be so strong that it warps the known laws of physics. None of the three major companies from whom one can annually request a copy of one’s credit report would provide it to me online. All are requiring me to submit the request via mailed-in form.
Addendum: As I was writing this, I almost set my apartment building on fire by turning on the oven not realizing there was a pizza box inside. I now will spend the evening throwing away everything in my kitchen, since it’s all been exposed to what came out of the fire extinguisher as I was spraying down the oven.
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