Despite being the source of a number of things on The Simpsons, FOX has dissed Portland and not included us amongst the dozen cities with 7-Eleven stores turned into Kwik-E-Marts this weekend.
Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart
You’re furious. I never taught you to sing. You carry rocks in your head and pitch them. Without warning. Happy drunk. You’re furious. I beg you for sin. I beg your skin. You buy a whore. Don’t give her water. You’re furious.
Despite being the source of a number of things on The Simpsons, FOX has dissed Portland and not included us amongst the dozen cities with 7-Eleven stores turned into Kwik-E-Marts this weekend.
If you want, I can send you a box of Krusty-O’s (”As Good As Any Celebrity Endorsed Cereal Could Be!”) and a six-pack of Buzz Cola… but I don’t think the Squishee would transport well.