Jack points to a New York Times article on a switch-pitcher in college baseball. It’s worth a read if only for the bits about umpires needing to go back and dig up the relevant rules.
This Is Your True Desire
You’re furious. I never taught you to sing. You carry rocks in your head and pitch them. Without warning. Happy drunk. You’re furious. I beg you for sin. I beg your skin. You buy a whore. Don’t give her water. You’re furious.
