Apparently if you click on the top left picture here, you discover that I am a happy-go-lucky, intact young male seeking an intense, controlling bitch, preferably in heat, for romantic romps in the woods and authentic rough-and-tumble play. Apparently, common interests should include retreiving, tracking, and occassional nighttime vomiting. Apparently, one should plan for afternoon naps in the sunshine. And, apparently, I want neither fatties nor fleabags.
