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What’s Randy Smoking?

Apparently, according to Blogtown, Randy Leonard wants to amend the proposed set of parks conduct rules to outright ban smoking in public parks. I’ll make him a deal.

He can have his inane outdoor smoking ban if he further amends his proposal to prohibit people at bus stops from fake-coughing in protest of someone smoking twenty-five feet or more away, back from the street, and downwind from the fake-cougher — especially when said fake-cougher is standing on the sidewalk at a busy intersection, breathing in the steady cloud of exhaust fumes from cars stopped at the light, with nary a complaint.

(For those not clued in on my previous statements about smoking, remember that I’m the guy who isn’t an asshole smoker. I don’t toss cigarettes on the ground, I don’t smoke around kids, and I don’t bitch if people want to go out to someplace with a no-smoking policy.)

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