Or, at least, that’s the only conclusion I can draw from Phil Stanford’s column: “The death-defying tram rescue drill, starring the fire bureau’s high-angle rope rescue team and city Commissioner Sam Adams, has been scheduled for next Friday, Dec. 8.”
That’s one of the days when I will be out of town, thus ensuring the City won’t have to endure the inevitable photographs I’d post to Flickr with titles such as, “Commissioner Adams Descends From Left Nut”.











