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KGW Properly Credits Jack Re: Oy

So, after confirming Jack’s rumor that Emilie Oy was working the news at a TV station in Montana, Blogtown got a reaction from the City Auditor.

You might recall that the City served her with court papers a couple months ago, after someone called the City to tell them where Oy was.

According to Blogtown, “the city needs to go back to court, make her non-response official, and file the paperwork to have her wages garnished.”

All of this has made KGW, which properly credits Jack (”local blogger Jack Bogdanski” I believe they said) — both on their website and in their broadcast report — for first reporting Oy’s new job, although they don’t mention Blogtown having been the first to confirm the rumor.

(Their website also says Jack first reported her “reappearance” which is true if you mean real-world location, but untrue if you mean first indication that she was still active and spouting, in which case that would have been me here).

Meanwhile, according to KGW: “Reached at the TV station Tuesday evening, Boyles declined comment to KGW except to say people could read her comments in her book, which she said would be released on her web site some time in November.”

Potential Computer Disaster

Being at work, I haven’t yet had time to examine the potential causes. But my laptop has begun operating at a crawl, even with only one thing running at any given time. Mainly, it’s acting like it lost it’s RAM, and is cranking the hard disk for it’s swap space. It is entirely possible that the RAM came unseated when the machine had a small thunking incident earlier today. Or, it’s possible something far less easily addressed happened.

Any rate, if it’s some form of the latter and far less easily addressed option, and therefore requires an actual non-DIY repair, I may be offline for the forseeable near-term.

Addendum: So if anyone out there is going to Flanvention and didn’t get banquet or cocktail party tickets, you might be in luck. My machine is not in a DIY situation, and will need to be serviced. It’s likely that’s not going to happen until and unless I sell off my tickets to the convention and its special events. So, keep an eye out for the possibiltiy of your lucky Browncoat day.

Oy The News That’s Fit To Print

Whether or not the other information some in the local press corps had regarding Emilie Oy’s employment in Montana was true at some point, it isn’t true now. Blogtown confirms Jack’s rumor that she’s working the news at KXGN. What’s more, according to Blogtown, she’s posting to Craiglist “looking for contacts, news stories that haven’t gotten much attention”.

Blogtown also reports that the station’s management is worried they are going to get swarmed by calls from people about Oy’s scammy past here in Portland.

Shout out to Montana: If anyone feels the spirit move them to record and rip to mp3 any of Oy’s news reports, I at least would be grateful. Given her lack of credibility and her refusal to take responsibility for her own actions, I’m curious to hear how she plays reporter when it comes to other people.

Addendum: It would seem that Torrid Joe wants us all to give Oy a break, otherwise she may never find gainful employment which will enable Portland to get its money back.

Problem is, I’m a stickler when it comes to hypocrisy. Oy, for all she professes her Christianity (to the point of claiming she was being persecuted for it here in Portland) doesn’t seem to get that in order to earn forgiveness, one first has to actually confess one’s sins.

She, of course, never has done so. Not once during the entire process of her scamming the City of Portland. Should the day come when finally she accepts responsibility for what happened to her here, I’ll let up.

And besides. She stole from Portland. Who’s to say she somehow won’t steal from Glendive, Montana? Should the fine people of Montana not know there’s an Oy in their midst?

‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’

NASA announces that despite an initial intent to let the staggeringly successful Hubble Space Telescope die, it’s launching one more servicing mission, after which it “will be at the peak of its capabilities.”

Hey Local Press Corps, Cough Up The Oy Joy

Jack says Emilie Oy might be working here. What word I’ve heard from the local press corp suggests otherwise, and I really wish they’d just share already.

GOPresidency To Twentysomethings: No Sex For You!

“[T]he government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs,” reports USA Today. “which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007.” Emphasis added in case you somehow managed to miss the absurdity.

Supporting The Troops

“Dear troops,” says the GOPresidency. “Thank you for fighting the war I deceived the nation into starting. But now that you’re home, we have only one thing to say: See ya! Wouldn’t want to be ya.”

Still More Robert King Wingnuttery

“I don’t think any of these numbers mean anything,” says the president of Robert King’s House of Wingnuttery in today’s Trib. “Even gathering the data in the first place was a mistake because this is just going to be used as a tool to criticize us, and it’s criticism that we don’t need and don’t deserve.”

Of course, as I’ve already indicated, King believes gathering the data is too much for his easily-distracted officers to handle, and that any criticism of his officers is criticism that’s unneeded and undeserved. I’m sure he’s quite happy to accept credit for positive news on behalf of his officers, but apparently nothing is ever their fault.

That attitude suggests that King might have a future working for Secretary of Pretense Rumsfeld or perhaps the Federal Emergency Making Agency.

Addendum: I should also give kudos to the Trib for bothering to mention in this article just why we have this data in the first place.

I’m Constipated And My Mind Is Racing

So far, between finishing George Lakoff’s Whose Freedom? and beginning Geoffrey Nunberg’s Talking Right, I’m edging closer to a rather annoying conclusion: The human brain is so mindlessly mechanistic and programmatic, it’s no wonder that the righteous wing has taken control of the political language and landscape.

As near as I can tell, given the obsessively over-simplistic ways in which the righeous wing sees both themselves, others, and the world as a whole, it simply comes natural to them to “stay on message” — because when you think as over-simplisticly as they do, it’s easy to do.

But when you live in the reality-based community, where the world is complex and interconnected, contradictory and nuanced, complicated and difficult… well, you can’t just have a set of key phrases and core stories to repeat over and over and over again until the brains of those listening to you are mechanically reprogrammed to your liking.

Why?

Because the problem is that liberalism (or, if you prefer, progressivism) isn’t just a set of issue stances, it’s a way of viewing the world: As complex, interconnected, contradictory, nuanced, complicated, and difficult. And to deal with such a world, you need brains that are not merely mechanistic and programmatic.

You can’t fight righteous wing mechanistic programming with liberal mechanistic programming, because liberalism opposes the very idea of living that kind of obsessively over-simplistic life.

But the obsessively over-simplistic is what plays to the crowd, and plays to the press corps. It’s the very nature of the arena the righteous wing has constructed for American politics over the last thirty years.

Even if, for example, the Democrats trounce the Republicans in the midterm elections, it will have very little to do with waking the nation from its slumber of obsessive over-simplification. It will just be because enough Americans grew to see too many holes in the specific mechanistic programming the GOP has been feeding into their brains.

But that just opens those brains to different mechanistic programming, not to an entirely different model (the legitimately complex model) of how the world works.

So, really: How do you beat back the obsessive over-simplicity that’s come to be the foundation of our political language and landscape? You could find a “better” mechanistic programming which would train brains to support liberal policies, but that’s just the same brainwashing and cultural subversion the righteous wing has been using all along.

The method is the message, no? “Don’t follow their obsessively over-simple mechanistic programming, follow ours!” That might lead to a nation of liberal sheep instead of righteous wing sheep. But it’d still be a nation of sheep.

Fuck You, Mr. GOPresident

And I thought Viceroy Cheney’s snide insinuations were bad? For once in this administration, the puppet master takes a back seat to the puppet.

“However they put it,” said the GOPresident today, “the Democrat approach in Iraq comes down to this: the terrorists win and America loses. That’s what’s at stake in this election.”

There isn’t much that could be more blatant than that statement. The nominal President of the United States has pretty much said outright that a vote for Democrats in the midterm elections is a vote for terrorists — a gruesome and subversive attack on American democracy usually left to the GOPresidency’s flunkies, handlers, cronies, and dittoheads.

Fuck you, Mr. GOPresident. Just fuck you.