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Emilie Oy Versus Bloggers (And, Well, Everyone Else)

It seems that I’ve missed yet another Emilie Oy screed, this time posted right on the front of her campaign website. In it, she first assails the local blogosphere and then proceeds to gun for just about everyone else.

As with all her most recent communications, she includes a warning that “partial reprints maybe [sic] obtained by submitting articles with the partial text” so that she may aprove of them in advance.

Her critique of the blogosphere is nothing new, as she accuses us of being “obsessed with the blogging community” whereas there is “a whole community of normal Portlanders who don’t care” about sites like Blue Oregon, or debate events put on by Willamette Week, and proceeds to roll out a series of real-world concerns which at least some portion of the local blogosphere, in fact, does discuss.

Oy then takes aim at politics. Having headed a political campaign rife with problems, she returns to her views that the system is to blame, not her, by comparing politics to “a game of dungeons and dragons or participation in the Society for Creative Anachronisms.”

Whatever the problems the system has (and, of course, it has plenty) you’ll notice that what she’s really doing is fleshing out even further than she has previously her belief that she bears none of the responsibility for her own campaign. She, you see, is but a victim.

Most of the rest of the piece is devoted to the issues Oy believes should be at the forefront of discussion. It’s entirely possible that many of them are both legitimate issues as well as legitimate positions on the issues. But after the way she conducted her campaign, I’m left to wonder if anyone else who might champion these issues would want to be involved with her.

Along the way, she also takes a dig at Chuck Currie, although not in his capacity as part of the local blogosphere she loathes so much.

She also touches upon something she refers to as “imminent domain”. Yes, “imminent”. I’m not really sure what to say about that. Later, she pushes her own version of faith-based initiatives.

And, of course, she addresses the much-discussed issue of just how she and her daughter were making use of the Internet in Oy’s campaign.

“My daughter and I have developed a process of electronic marketing that goes well beyond sending out spam,” Oy writes. “We have keys to over 35,000 internet groups where we monitor chatter, trends, and even individual information posted freely by people into the public domain on the information highway.”

That process, Oy says, is a trade secret. But notice in the above that she doesn’t she that they didn’t spam, only that their process also “goes well beyond” spam. I’ve covered this issue ad nauseum, of course, so I only bring it up to observe that she’s still trying to spin this one.

Oh, hey, look. I’ve quoted her piece without first obtaining her approval.

Addendum: Oy also seems to think that local bloggers wish she would just go away. But, honestly, I think she’s too entertaining for any of us to wish that.

‘Serenity’ At Cinema 21, For Charity, On Joss Whedon’s Birthday

We’re the birthplace of the Serenity Now/Equality Now charity screenings proposal. Today, it can be re-announced that our event is confirmed. Friday, June 23, 9:00 PM at Cinema 21. Details to follow at the linked event website.

Yes, this post is a re-run already. But I’m posting it again because I know there are Browncoats out there in the local blogosphere and I’m going to keep trying to catch their attention.

The Gathering And Dissemination Of News

“We decline the implicit invitation to embroil ourselves in questions of what constitutes ‘legitimate journalism,’” [Justice Conrad Rushing of the 6th District Court of Appeal] wrote. “The shield law is intended to protect the gathering and dissemination of news, and that is what petitioners did here.”

Burgers And Wifi In Buckman Area?

Where the Hell am I supposed to go in the general environs of Buckman if I want a burger and wifi at the same time? Other than Rose and Raindrop, because they block outgoing email. And other than My Father’s Place, because all you can get there is Rose and Raindrop. It’s up Belmont, but does Horse Brass have wifi? I’m freaking hungry, but I need to be online today.

Portland Charity ‘Serenity’ Screening Is Go

We’re the birthplace of the Serenity Now/Equality Now charity screenings proposal. Today, it can be announced that our event is confirmed. Friday, June 23, 9:00 PM at Cinema 21. Details to follow at the linked event website.

FBI Seeks City Hall Informant

It seems that the FBI tried to recruit a City employee to spy on City Hall.

Apparently the Bureau plays down the incident. Like others, I can’t help but wonder if the Bureau is just pissed still.

Overnight

Sometime overnight, I dreamt of watching a movie trailer for a scathing political satire about Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez (although he was called “Sancho” Gonzalez in the film) directed by Sidney Pollack, or possibly Sidney Lumet.

Afterwards, I shared the trailer with someone else, who might have been Katie Sackhoff, as part of a semi-planned scheme to help her escape from the clutches of Saddam Hussein, made part in possible by the fact that while Sackhoff was watching the trailer, Hussein was off doing something in the kitchen.

Failing Schools! Leather Pride! Osama Voting Kerry!

What do all these things have in common? They all manage to figure prominently in a single email from the notorious Jack Peek.

Can You Please Pasta Salt?

They say he fixed the awards, but I don’t know how you rigatoni. I guess it worked that way in the ziti part of town. Orzo they say. A penne for your thoughts?

Persephone?

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