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First Things First: Get Your Story Straight

As a general rule, I’m avoiding local political crap. But I do feel the need to juxtapose two parts of today’s Theo article on the failure to put a repeal of public campaign financing on the ballot.

“I’m thinking this is sabotage,” said Jason Williams of the Taxpayers Association of Oregon, which collected about 2,000 signatures for the repeal effort.

This is followed shortly thereafter by the following.

[Marvin] Prestwood fears that he received two petitions in the mail from the Taxpayers Association of Oregon or another anti-tax group — and signed them both. His wife’s signature appears twice, too. Williams, of the Taxpayer Association, says his organization sent two mailings to the same list but sent the second copy only to people who had failed to respond to the first.

I wonder if Williams truly believes that sabotage is a more likely explanation than the problematic nature of his own strategy.

Also, I find it amusing that, although there’s no direct correlation, the number of signatures William’s organization gathered — 2000 — is roughly the same number by which the petition would have qualified if not for the duplicates.

Junk, Parasite

I just finished a Discover Magazine article on viruses as the precursors of all life on Earth.

But I don’t actually want to talk about viruses, or evolution, or science at all, really. Although do go read the article because it’s very interesting.

Rather, I just found myself somewhat captured by something near the end, and wanted to yank it out of its original context for general consideration on its own.

‘Junk’ and ‘parasite’ are both words that will get you into a fight if you use them improperly. And yet they are where all life’s creativity lies — its very origins.”

I keep wanting to transform the statement into some sort of comment about, indeed, creativity, or art, or music, or even (since I mentioned it a bit ago) free speech for that matter.

But I can’t seem to grapple a coherent thought into place. So I’m just tossing it out there instead.

Teaching Civics In Ilwaco, Washington

Earlier this week, KATU reported on how school administrators in Ilwaco, Washington, are imparting civics lessons to their students.

Well, no. That’s a lie.

They reported on (as the anchor stated) “controversial website MySpace” when in reality their story was on (as I’m stating) “controversial use of the website MySpace.”

The issue? A high school student who moronically posted derogatory comments about a teacher of his on his MySpace account. In response to this, the student was suspended. Oh, and the student’s friends who then came to school wearing t-shirts in support of him got in trouble, too. Oh, and the other students who posted comments to his MySpace post were given “Saturday school.”

According to the superintendent of the district, the matter “moved beyond the realm of free speech.”

Except, of course, it didn’t, because what the student says or writes outside of school isn’t the business of the school or the district.

In reality, what the district has done is teach the students of Ilwaco an important lesson: People in a position of authority over you have every right to punish you for what you say or write. I’m sure the students of your schools will take that lesson with them into their adult lives. So, yeah, thanks for that.

I suppose it’s nice that Ilwaco has a defacto civics curriculum. But, generally, speaking, this isn’t quite the civics they should be teaching.

So, I have my own civics lesson for Ilwaco and its school district. Since I’m not a student of yours, I can say the following and avoid suspension, Saturday school, and whatever else you subject your students to when they engage in free (if idiotic) speech: Fuck you.

Houston, We Have A Problem

“Houston’s police chief on Wednesday proposed placing surveillance cameras in apartment complexes, downtown streets, shopping malls and even private homes,” reported the AP this week, “to fight crime during a shortage of police officers.”

Said the chief: “I know a lot of people are concerned about Big Brother, but my response to that is, if you are not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it?”

Little Beirut’s Wet Dream

Oh, yeah. Bring this. Watch the shitstorm.

Let The Games Begin!

No, not those games. I just did my recently-routine check of the baseball channels on XM Radio and, lo and behold, something has changed.

Over on XM 175, they are playing an old American League Championship Series game from 2002. And over on the channels which will carry games once they start? Commercials. But the screen of my receiver, on these channels, says this: “Feb 16, 2006: Spring Training.”

That’s next Thursday. My countdown begins in earnest, because the boys of Summer are about to start the pre-season.

Which means it’s time to put out the call. Live in the Portland area, more or less? Part of Red Sox Nation? Want to be able to post over on Almost Boston? Let me know.

Oh, and somebody check with Claudia’s about their television schedule for spring training games.

BSG 2.0

Okay, so who will let me borrow their DVDs of the first half of the second season of the new Battlestar Galactica, since I just finished my recently-purchased first season and can’t yet afford the next set?

Say Farewell To The High Violets

Originally, I had been mulling a much longer item than this. But, really, it would have just padded out what is a very simple thing.

With their new album out, and its release gig at Doug Fir last night, this is the start of the moment when all of us who have been following The High Violets for the past six or seven years or so finally have to let them go, and let everyone else have them.

In another six or seven years, we get to be those people who can say, “We knew them when.” But as of now, I don’t think they’re going to be our little hometown Portland secret for very much longer.