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FISA Judge Resigns In Protest Of Bush Surveillance Policy

Well, this is pretty brilliant. So extreme is the President’s authorization of extra-legal monitoring of the communications of Americans without court authority or any check or balance, that a member of the FISA court itself has resigned in protest, saying the policy taints that secret court.

Ponder that: Even one of the judges sitting on the secret panel to which the Executive Branch can go effectively for a rubber stamp on surveillance activities has grave concerns over Bush’s power grab, which does an end-run even around that secret court.

Oh, what a tangled web they weave.

Magazine Erroneously Reports Death Of ‘Firefly’

This post exists for only one reason: To join an attempted counter-meme to the false report from Entertainment Weekly that Joss Whedon told them Firefly was dead, period.

For details and a link to a place where Joss himself countered the report, see this post I put up elsewhere.

The original and wrong report is spreading like wildfire across the Web. So if you’re even a mild Browncoat, post something correcting the disinformation so we can try to stem the tide.

While “any press is good press” is the cliche, having a swarm of “Firefly is dead” posts getting out of control just as the DVD hits is really not such a brilliant thing.

Can’t Stop The Signal

So, the entire reason I was up early neough today to catch the breaking news about intelligent design was because it’s release day for the Serenity DVD.

In honor of that, I’ve redesigned and relaunched River Is Made Of CHOCOLATE, where it’s likely I soon will once again be reviewing, ranting, and rambling about the Verse.

Intelligent Design Barred From Pennsylvania Biology Classrooms

This morning’s breaking news is that a Federal judge in Pennsylvania has ruled against the Dover School District, saying that intelligent design in the biology classroom is unconstitutional.

The full 139-page ruling can be downloaded from here, and I’d suggest you keep an eye on Mike Argento, a York Daily Record columnist who blogged the Hell out of the Dover Panda Trial.

Update: Not sure if this is the Associated Press story or directly from York Daily Record, but the judge ruled “that the mention of intelligent design in Dover Area School District’s ninth-grade biology class is unconstitutional because it amounts to establishing religion in public schools.”

Update: This appears to be the AP piece. Money quote from the judge’s ruling: “It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy.”

Update: Some choice quotes pulled from the end of the judge’s 139-page ruling follow.

On intelligent design as science: “In making this determination, we have addressed the seminal question of whether ID is science. We have concluded that it is not, and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents.”

On judicial activism: “Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist Court. Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on ID, who in combination drove the Board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy. The breathtaking inanity of the Board’s decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources.”

The judge is enjoining the district “from maintaining the ID Policy in any school within the Dover Area School District, from requiring teachers to denigrate or disparage the scientific theory of evolution, and from requiring teachers to refer to a religious, alternative theory known as ID.”

In addition, the judge ruled that the violation of the plaintiffs’ civil rights by violating the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment “subject Defendants to liability with respect to injunctive and declaratory relief, but also for nominal damages and the reasonable value of Plaintiffs’ attorneys’ services and costs incurred in vindicating Plaintiffs’ constitutional rights.”

Update: An expanded AP piece and a Philadelphia Inquirer piece are now available. According to the latter, the ACLU (which has a page on the ID lawsuit) has scheduled a news conference for 1:30 PM in Harrisburg.

Update: Mike Argento calls the judge “an American hero.”

Update: In one sense, I suspect that the ruling is as long, detailed, and comprehensive as it is in order for Judge Jones to give himself the cover necessary for just how sweeping and blunt he is in the end.

This appears to be as complete a rebuke of the entire fiasco as one could possibly expect from him (or from any judge, really), and it reads at times as if Jones is, well, sort of offended at the waste of the people’s time, energy, and money.

Update: Also, the ACLU of Pennsylvania is covering the news on their blog.

Update: “I also hope that people will take the time to read this decision,” said plaintiff Tammy Kitzmiller at today’s ACLU of Pennsylvania press conference.

Saltine Crackers

“Surrender all of your saltine crackers.”

“My what?”

“Your saltine crackers. Surrender all of your saltine crackers.”

“I don’t have any saltine crackers.”

“We know you have saltine crackers. Surrender all of your saltine crackers, or else.”

“Seriously, I don’t have any saltine crackers.”

“Surrender all of your saltine crackers, or else.”

“Look, I don’t have any saltine crackers.”

“Because you won’t surrender all of your saltine crackers, your only choice is to leave your house within 48 hours.”

“Excuse me?”

“We’re giving you 48 hours to leave your house, since you won’t surrender all of your saltine crackers.”

“I don’t have any saltine crackers. You’re crazy if you think I’m leaving my house because I won’t surrender all of my saltine crackers, when I don’t have any saltine crackers.”

“You have 24 hours to leave your house, since you won’t surrender all of your saltine crackers.”

“What the Hell?”

“Your 48 hours are up. Since you didn’t surrender your saltine crackers, and you didn’t leave your house, we’re coming in.”

Later…

“I guess he didn’t have any saltine crackers after all. But it was his choice for us to storm into his house, because he didn’t surrender all of his saltine crackers.”

Damn That Pesky Reality-Based Reality

Help me out with something. In his speech tonight, Bush again admitted that Iraq turned out not to have any WMD. But then something happened with his next breath.

Immediately after that admission, he said it was Saddam Hussein’s decision to go to war, by refusing our ultimatum.

Pardon, but wasn’t the point of said ultimatum for Saddam… to disarm his WMD?

It seems pretty simple (you’d think “simple” would be something our dear President would be able to understand): Our ultimatum required Saddam to do something that reality itself prevented him from doing.

So, because Saddam refused to disarm WMD that he did not actually have, it was Saddam’s decision to go to war?

Was he supposed to hurry up and create some WMD, just so he could disarm them and claim he’d complied with the ultimatum?

‘I Was A Blogger’ (The Other 700 Words)

I was going to wait until sometime tonight to post this, but since some of the reactions have been based upon the published version mentioned earlier, which places much more emphasis on my personal financial travails than was the case in the full piece, I’m posting it now so it’s understood just what I actually wrote.

Originally asked for around 700 words, that’s what I submitted. In response to feedback, mainly in the realm of asking for more about a couple of points, I submitted a second draft — which, of course, ended up being longer than the intended word count.

What got cut was the bulk of what I had to say on other aspects, leaving behind a piece focused mainly on the financial side. Since I’ve repeatedly stated that the finances were not the main and primary reasons why I quit, I would like people to see the full version of what I wrote.

Continue reading ‘‘I Was A Blogger’ (The Other 700 Words)’

This Is Not Ice

So, the predicted ice storm, which began as rain, snow, and ice all at once here in Buckman, has become a snow storm instead.

FYI, I’m tagging all my pictures of this at Flickr with “December 18 2005 Storm” in case anyone else wants to do the same so we can track the storm via tags there.

The Ice Storm Cometh?

So, apparently, says FOX 12 Oregon and StormTeam12.

Let’s watch Portland shut down for two days!

‘I Was A Blogger’

OregonLive has posted Theo’s package of three pieces on blogging. In order: Mine, Jeff Alworth’s, and Regina Lawrence’s.

Later on Sunday, I will post the full 1400-or-so word version of my piece (it’s roughly twice the length of what was published in the paper).