Just noticed that CafePress finally flipped the switch which moved people’s black t-shirts from “design only” to “on sale” — and, of course, I was fully prepared for this eventuality.
You (yes, you) can be the first person on your block to proudly wear FURIOUS nads! of your very own.
Or, if you’re scared of that, you can go from that page to the main shop which has any number of other black t-shirt designs, the origins of which being something with which I will bore all of you at some later date.